Roughing it in Colombia

What up hiphops?!

After a good sesh in Rio with Watson,...Colombia turned out to be in the cards. I arrived in Bogota and that night went out to a club/restaurant type deal. It was fantastic with an excellent DJ,...very modern,...and ultra hot girls. There was this really nice driver at the hotel that shuttled me around the city for two days showing me this that and the other. On the last day I figured I could use a massage so he took me to this Turkish bath joint. 3 steam rooms with lemon grass and orange and pineapples over the vents to make everything smell tickety-pooh. Then came the massage. Imagine walking into the therapy room and the girl saying ok take everything off,...well they do this in Vancouver,...but leave the room for a couple minutes. My girl just stood there. Immediately i thought that this was an unsound business and i was shaking for my life :) but after i lay there for a few minutes she THEN decided to cover me in a towel. How wierd. And that was that. All my hopes disappeared like the pineapple steam into the Bogota sunrise (ahhhh a little sharon jansen somalia love poem)

ok,...then onto medellin colombia. oh yeah i suppose i should explain the roughing it in colombia. Basically ive been rocking the sheraton hotel in each city. Hostels can become tiresome with the morning rush consisting of stinky men and a panicked group of women all rushing the bathroom like natron means at superbowl. Furthermore, everyone has a story,...like im so and so from england,...and thus far ive been to guatemala then a busride to timbuktu.....and ryan,...where have u been. With a grain of salt, please...

So,...check this,...in medellin i check in and the guy is like we´ve put you in a suite. 2 bathrooms,...one with a big round jacuzzi,...a living room,...two tvs,...and a minibar that just begged for a good ol fashioned thrashing....which i did happily in my first few minutes.

Sorry, blah blah blah....great ladies here,...and so friendly. ytd the manager at benetton set me up with some lady friends of hers because she felt sad that i was travelling alone. And,...a saleslady at the Boss store is fantastic and today i´ll be back to ask her out...Wow,...i´ve drawn the line in public,...so yes i will inform all of success or a colombian boot to the chops.

Spa time today among checking stocks and random walk abouts on the streets of medellin.

cheerio,
ryan