Watson!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah,...thats right,...in about 48 hours,...Mr. Las Vegas himself will be dropping in the Rmac Guevara tour in Rio, Brazil. Hoo rah! This evening,...catching a plane from Florionopolis to Rio and arriving at 330am. Just dandy. Then a 2 day stall until Craigr meets me at the Meridian Hotel. Looking fwd to it,...and shall post photos,...well some anyhow of our adventures.

So congrats to Mr. Berger and Kim who just brought a little stud named Noah Christopher Berger into the world. Boots Jr. is in the house!

So been chillin down southern Brazil for one week now, and liking it quite a bit. In the old fishing village,...more like a surf town that resembles the student area of Santa Barbara California. Super chill with many cool little restaurants,...all kinds of dudes with bleached out hair and Volcom Stone tshirts (rock on) and yes,.....unnnnh huh....hot chicas. Same as any city,...a few girls here and there, BUT when the Donald Trump talent rolls onto the beach you can hear the heart murmers from all the men as they cant tell if they should just cromagnen styles run at these women,...or just play it cool,...or or or....by the time all those thoughts enter brain,...digest,...its just pain. Ahhhh, but the pleasure of seeing the Reef ads from Surfer mag in real life.

Chill beach styles with green water, white sand,...and the coolest terrain up on the hills,...big round boulder type rocks,...with grass and little bushes all around,...quite spectacular. The other day,...a south african guy, italian guy, and a portugese guy,....and I (wow grammar) took a boat to an island. I swear it unfolded like a moment from the movie Beach. As we approached the most crystal blue water and brilliant white sand,...the song Feel the love Generation came on,...the anchor chatch threw overboard with a cool splash,...and then a couple chicks were waving from the sand. A few shivers went up spine and i thought wow,...this is life,...and quite frankly just what i need, YO!!!

So last night, met this honey,...well actually during the day at the hostal.,,, brazilian girl,...and it was on. However, Im pretty sure my super laid back Rmac styles of just chilled out kissing session made her just laugh at me,...I think they are used to guys grabbing them and going full speed ahead right away. So much for Mars and Venus and being a gentlemen,...I suppose being a wuss down here,...haha. Watch out Rio,...Rmac attack is coming with a big Ali-G booyah.

Will send some fotes when disposable cams done in rio. Take care all and laters,...And Craig,...see u soon hiphop,...gonna giver shiznizzle. Translation,...actually jack all,...gonna hit nice sushi restaurant,...order room service,...go to spa,...take taxi rides with locked doors,...and wear Top Gun aviator shades down at beach to perv hard.

Ryan