tigers

You know in Scarface how Tony Montana refers to his girl as a Tiger,...I now officially know why,... Watson and I just rocked Rio in the Ipanema district. This area is kinda upscale and trendy and we knew we hit the super fancy hotel judging by the modern white decorations and the large amount of boys that travelled together in twos. Ok,...so heres the deal,...Rio at this one bar has the most amazing girls on the planet. I should copy paste that about 9 times so that it really hammers home, but that would cause mouse arthritis in hands. The hottest,...and in volume,...and they have this most amazing look,...kinda liiiiiike, tigers. There´s a wild thing about them,...and they were in numbers,...in packs. Boys,...these are ladies that you´d marry like that night. No questions on Home Shopping Network habits,...or whether she files her nails in bed...or anything...these are sight unseen deals that are signable instantly,...actually who needs a pen eh?

While waiting in line,...Watty made it aparent that he doesnt really do lines by showing the 8 foot 2 hiphop door gangster some Ash-k. The response was a hot little dame to stand with us to smooth out the next door monkey that basically allows in hot chicks only,...or a couple sauce,...with a hot tiger on arm. So in we went. On dance floor, Watty and I basically just stood there amazed for several minutes,...and i believe the look we had was kindof like Rainman staring at the toothpicks on the floor. We didnt bother counting how many girls were on the floor,...we just stood there. Slowly I managed to muster some guts to dance. It did take some courage because I was drinking water that night. Prior to that night,...at the exact same club, ...I managed to turn into Squirl McCleery which had me drink way way too much. Too much talent at one time,...blew my mind to pounding vodka,...and then i basically just died. Watson escorted me back to our fancy hotel and i spent the night in a delux suite,...not on the most insane bed known to man,...but on the tile,...right tight and close to the toilet. Ahhhhh, the cool tile on face.

So basically from Florionopolis,...went to Rio,...had my heart broken a million times,...and now im in Colombia. Bogota as of last night,...and thus far,...the place is amazing. Infrastructure in tact,...flowered boulevards,...great restaurants,...today i will go explore more and see what else is up.

Some pics to follow in just a sec,...from morro de sao pollo,...(two weeks back,...went to island 2 hours off coast of brazil)

Take care
Ryan