Brazil!!!!!!!!!!

Hello peeps,

Well, I can tell you that since being down south, Vancouver gets raves from everyone I meet. So be proud and strong while the rain falls,...dont take it personally because people around the world love you. Or who knows, maybe they just liked Expo 86 and still think Ernie is cool.

Umm, yeah in Brazil now,...umm yeah again,...photos will be slightly delayed as i~ve evolved onto disposable cameras cause my digi found its way into the south american second hand economy via a pickpocket program. Im happy as hell though,...the universe now has another camera out there with pictures of tofino on it,...as well as the bums of three of Argentinas finest. And of course,...what goes around comes around,...oooohhhh the darrrrkside of the force will drop the hammer. Im sick.

Ok, in Brazil. Spent two days in Rio and was scared,...always. Well only when i left the Sheraton hotel to the streets. I tanned some serious nizhuts poolside,...went into the ocean,...ordered room service, had a facial,...and at night went out for sushi. That was fun. Guy at front desk said get in your cab,...and lock the door. Take drivers business card and call him when u want to be picked up.

Next day, to Salvador which is a colonial type city town in northern brazil. Stalled their for the night to catch a boat the next day to morrow sao paolo. Morro is an island about the size of keats island or bowen....no cars, super chill, ...with party vibe down at beach,...sandy paths,...white sandy beaches, green water, chicks everywhere,...booze,...type deal. Rocked out hard ytd on other side of island which was much more mellow,...chilled right at water kinda like they do in those club med ads,...u know where the girls lays in the water. I tried this and it was quite nice,....a little water can get blasted in your nose,...but u look ssssoooo cool. Had those coconut drinks where they punch a hole in the nut with a straw. Oh, and to top it off, some dude pulled his boat up where i was chillen and cranked his stereo....with tunes such as Lady in Red by Chris De Burg.

Can I quickly say a whats up to Chris Turner,...our boy who lived well and still is rockin strong somewhere!! Yesterday was his anniversary and he is one of our best. Cheers bro.

Ok, after the lady in red romance on the beach for one,...these two rugrats aged 7 and 9 offered to tour me through the island jungle/ tropical bushes to a waterfall and then back to town. It was hilarious as they spoke portugese and i just nodded politely. We went to this waterfall and took turns standing under the water,...really fun. Then proceeded through their villiage where they live,...kinda shanty with cats, chickens and donkeys etc. Then back to town.

Night time consists of me at about 8pm saying to my roomates,...ok cool, so tonight we~ll just mellow and maybe couple beers and bed at midnight. Nope, another 4am special,...more booze than Nicholas Cage in leaving las vegas, and then boom. Its morning. Ahhhhh another day.

oh yes, ...prior to all this brazil action i basically went back to buenos aires and rocked out for another 2 weeks. Most local stuff,...spaghetti dinners with a few chicas we met,...movies, and we did manage to play hide and seek at the movie theatre. I also got to spend time with my cousin Joe down here in b.a. for another couple nights. One time we had a great asado (bbq) and another time we went to the county social club. Basically each neighborhood like say dunbar, kits etc would have a social club,...kinda like a small to midsize restaurant,...very simple and plain that makes food. Really only locals only,...it was soo cool. The guys who~ve run the joint havnt changed the tables chairs paint or anything in the last 30 years...so authentic. love it.

the english boys continued to punish me with their partying antics,...and have since invited me to Croatia in June. So Rmac goes Gueverra in Europe too. I can dig it. we/re gonna rock some boat action and practise our spanish and portugese on the croatian girls. now that should be confusing!

Back to the beach,
ryan

oh and yes,...heres a laugh for all. 2 days ago i went swimming. while walking home i was like,...hmmm something hurts kinda funny,...and it was that thingy between my legs called wiener...aka dick,...or peepee or whatever u prefer. Some go with baguette but that would be bragging. Ok,...so i had a freak out the next day. Went to the medical clinic and was thinking the worst. Doctor spoke no english so he brought in his daughter who worked at the tourism office next door, and she was like,...so what do u need to tell my dad. So i told her the deal and she was like well have u been wearing condoms to which i said No. She covered her mouth and said,...ohhh nnnnooooo this is a bad thing. And i was like, no.....because ive been getting no sex. At which point i was like, wonderful i now have a female on this small island knowing that my game has been lacking hard. She laughed and then explained to her dad. Dad checked me out and so heres the punchline,...i got bitten...of alllllll the fcukin places.....right smack `there`by some little jelly fish. Goodbye now,...back to beach for real,...and going to roll the dice with the jellies,....i swear if they try that one more time i will drop some c4 in the drink.

photos for earlier post

here´s the photos yo.

umm, the girl with the huge smile on her face is in two different shots. One reflects her love and passion for ice cream,...which we all did one night after sushi,...and the other shot reflects her utter joy and lust for life when she received her first ever (well so she says) purple pocket rocket. Hoo Rah!!!!!!!!

what up

hey hip hops,

been awhile since we´ve chatted. Earthy, kindly do me a favor,...and when you read this,...yell out, ¨whaaa whaaa whhhhaaaaaa¨for me please. Just do it wherever you read this, and somehow I´ll get a sign over hear that you did.

Do you guys still play Halo??? How´s Travis´s improvement coming, and is cotton candy still weapon of choice....hehehehe...Hey Peno,...they have an HSBC Bank right in viewing distance from the patio of my terrace at the Hostal,...get a transfer!

So I did finally make it back to Buenos Aires from the city of Cordoba. The girls in Cordoba and Mendoza were all insanely hot. And many of them as they are university towns. And I went to Uvic! Well, I toured the campus anyhow,...in a jeep yj if i remember correctly at 3am with 9 people in the car.

So basically been at the hostal again and met up with 2 of the english lads i was hanging with. Been a g reat week and certainly really enjoying the new found friendship...these guys are great. Louis is very mellow and highly intelligent,...and also my real-life Trainspotting character, and Charlie is quite similar to me,...yelling random comments in the street all the time,...kinda like a Teretz syndrome thing which gets me laughing multiple times all day long.

Partying, dinners at cool restaurants, random walks,...like the other night,...just got in the subway and went for a ride to people watch. Got out at a random station and walked around,...was great. Hmmm, hit the spa again for a facial, with this chick named Kate that i met in Mendoza. Funny cause i just read trhough my journal and my description of her was the following,...´great gal,...raspy voice, sexy walk,...all in a non slut way.¨ Righty oh...

Spent some more time with my cousin Joe down here and his wife Stella. Joe got blasted by a motorcycle the other day so was hanging out at his house watching rugby and typing out some old family letters from the 1800´s and early 1900´s. Was great! Everything down here is order in if u wish,...so we ordered in some foood and ice cream.

Become great freinds with some of the employees at the hostal,...Vero is this kinda punk rocker chick that is totally like kelly proudfoot,...friends with everyone in about 1hour...hahaha,...anyhoo, me an d the lads treated her to a g-string that we picked up at the sex shop,...and then there´s nela. She is a great gal that we spend tons of time with,...super cool and her favourite color is purple,...so when we saw the cutest pocket rocket at the sex shop,...in guess what color,...we had to get it for her. We now essentially have king pin status at the hostal,...hehehe...

Met a great gal in Cordoba named Andrea and we´ve become great friends,...pictures enclosed,...and gonna cut straight to the photos now as there´s a lineup of dudes waiting to get on net.

laters