Xbox

Ah haaaaaa, Well, actually apologies for the false advert,...but i did get my vids on today in Cochabamba Bolivia. The Xbox dream is on hold until I get to say,...Chile or Argentina where I figure economic circumstances may permit the people to have. So today there was a crazy little video game joint in town that had one old school game...1942. Remember that one? It worked out to about 7cents per game which was just fantastic. Unfortunately little Bolivians now know a few new terms under the umbrella of ¨colby nerd spaz.¨ Well, yesterday I did infact go check out Bolivia´s top resort in the countryside. Imagine Shaughnessy Golf and Country Club just a tad,...with the luxury of a drug lord´s palace. This was what I arrived to and I thought wow this is really cool. Well my tune changed after about 30mins to an hour when i realized that i was the only person there with just one staff member. one staff member and that´s it! I spend my whole life lookin for a no agro environment. I find it,...birds chirpin,...no bohunks,...and i freak out. Seriously, this silver haired older lady that sat around playing solitaire. I say picture shaughnessy golf club cause it reminded me of going out there early in the morning and seeing nobody. Dinner was like sitting in a massive dining room all alone. The silver haired lady brought me lasagna and then disappeared. The place had ping pong in the most luxurious garden, along with foos ball tables. There is a clay tennis court, basketball, a soccer pitch, an excellent swimming pool,...and nature all around. It was kinda like heaven but with the sketch factor it kinda felt like the twilight zone. When it came time to pay I was at the front desk trying to get my pitch ready...cause in my travel book it said rooms could go as high as say 2or3hundred a night. I put 70 dollars on the counter as i fiddled with wads of confusing cash. She grabbed the 70 and was like,...¨total.¨ I said total,...and she just looked back at me and said,...¨total.¨ So i figured score,...love the negociation process. Grab it fast and say total. I´m gonna try this at the bar tonight with a few hunnies. - ¨hola senorita,...me yamo Bbbbrrry-yan...i stay at this gorgeous run down hostal down the street.... grab her hand,... total.¨ haha, i´m such a dork. Actually the peru girl i met has nicknamed me dork in the emails she sends. Movin up in S.America,...hoo-rahhh!! Ok, gonna go for dins now,...then tomorrow on to chile, i think... we´ll see about flights. ryan